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THE ALLISTON GERALD
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Everett Man Believes He May Have Eaten Easter Bunny
EVERETT, ONTARIO—A local man claims he has reasonable cause to believe he may have accidentally hunted, cooked, and consumed the animal...
“We Thought They Were Ornamental”: New Residents of Small Town Shocked To Find Train Tracks For Trains
TOTTENHAM, ONTARIO—A growing number of new residents in an Ontario town claim to have been unaware of the occasionally noisy trains...
Local Trail Now Made Up Entirely Of Dog Poop
BEATTIE PINERY, ALLISTON—Ontario Parks has recently taken steps to replace the mulch on a local walking path with 4,500 tonnes of...
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