Tottenham Named Greatest Place On Earth By 'Pizza and Weed Magazine'

TOTTENHAM—After decades of being snubbed by best-of lists of every kind, Tottenham recently earned the title of ‘Greatest Place On Earth.’

Though Naples and Los Angeles were neck and neck throughout the adjudication process, ‘Pizza and Weed Magazine’ finally crowned Tottenham with the coveted title due to reasons that were not immediately clear. 

“To be clear,” the magazine wrote. “We are not saying Tottenham has the best in the world of either of the categories our readers care so deeply about.”

The magazine neglected to explain why the town won the award, causing some to speculate about the sobriety of the magazine’s editorial staff at the time of publication. 

“Maybe it was just a whim, like ‘let’s give it to this random town,’” Paul Ludlow said. “Or, maybe, we’ve got something special in this town. I want to say it’s the latter.”

With five pizza places and five cannabis dispensaries, it is no wonder Tottenham is such a highly revered location to live, especially for those who wake up in the late morning, smoke a joint, and cannot function without consuming a large pizza.